IF I LOST ONE POUND A WEEK FOR 2010 MANY SMALLS MAKE A GREAT

BY VALENTINES DAY
I'D BE 7 POUNDS, LIGHTER,
I AM LOVING IT

BY ST. PATRICKS DAY
I'D BE 11 POUNDS LIGHTER
AND WITH THE LUCK OF THE IRISH,
I'LL MAKE MY GOAL

BY EASTERS,
I'D BE 16 LBS LIGHTER
AND CUTER THAN A BUNNY

BY MEMORIAL DAY,
I'D BE 23 LBS LIGHTER,
WON'T LET IT RAIN ON MY PARADE

BY FLAG DAY
I'D BE 25LBS LIGHTER
BOY COULD I WAIVE MY FLAG, THEN

BY INDENPENDENC DAY
I'D BE 27 LIBS LIGHTER,
THAT'S A NEAT DECLARATION OF
THINDEPENDENCE FROM OVEREATING

BY LABOR DAY
I'D BE 36LBS LIGHTER
WHAT A WONDERFUL REWARD
FOR MY HARD WORK

BY COLUMBUS DAY
I'D BE 41 LBS LIGHTER
WHAT A JOY TO DISCOVER WHAT I CAN DO

BY HALLOWEEN
I'D BE 44LBS LIGHTER
I DIDN'T THINK I HAD A GHOST OF A CHANCE

BY THANKSGIVING
1'D BE 47 LBS LIGHTER
I'D HAVE SO MUCH TO BE THANKFUL FOR

BY CHRISTMAS EVE
I'D BE 51 LBS LIGHTER
TALK ABOUT BEING MERRY

BY NEW YEARS EVE
I'D BE 52 LBS LIGHTER
IT'S NOT JUST A NEW YEAR
IT'S A NEW ME.